13 Booties Hollywood Likes To Ignore

Sometimes the final product isn’t quite the same as what is advertised. For example, have you ever seen a commercial on television about a food product and then went to go buy that food product and it wasn’t quite the same? We’re talking to you, fast food nation! We’ve all seen the fast food commercials with their giant hamburgers and succulent looking sandwiches only to get there and find some garbage processed microwaved meal that doesn’t look anywhere near like the advertised beautiful entree we thought we might get. We draw this comparison with celebrities and their looks. This is exactly what we’re talking about when it comes to celebrities and their looks.

Who cares? Why is it important? Well, when you have young girls who open up teen magazines and entertainment rags and see these perfectly airbrushed beauties who set a bar that is near impossible to achieve, it is important to call out this criminal behavior. The advertisement is not matching up with the reality. And creating this unachievable bar can be very detrimental to young girls growing up. And on the flip side of things, why not call out those who lie and those who just don’t have it going on. We are calling out the underachievers, the overweight and those whose egos need to be put in check. These are 15 Booties That Hollywood Ignores.

13. Jessica Simpson

Talk about a turn of events. No matter how you shape this one it is definitely a double-edged sword. Jessica Simpson went from being an absolute stunning hourglass beauty to the poster child for celebrities and weight gain. Her body in the Dukes of Hazzard movie was built for sin but just a few years later she was battling ongoing weight issues. It was rumored many, many times that she was pregnant when, in fact, she was not. More recently, a now motherly Jessica Simpson goes out in public and wears yoga pants that are incredibly too tight and stretching to their max. Now, Jessica has admitted she does struggle with weight and therein lies us not wanting to attack her too much for this. But reality is reality. And as of now, Jessica’s backside is definitely worth forgetting.

12. Iggy Azalea

Another internet creation. Iggy Azalea is attractive. She has some excellent assets going on. But all the selfies in the world is not going to fix the fact that having ridiculously large rear end isn’t going to turn on the masses. You may get rap nation to rise up and cheer, but Iggy, what is going on? The attractive top-half of Iggy (and she does look VERY hot with make-up on) is an Internet delight in the way that chocolate dipped strawberries is a dessert that appeals to a select few. She can bring it at times (although the no make-up Izzy isn’t nearly as attractive), but she seems to want to expand her rear end as much as possible. This may fly in rap videos but she isn’t going to gain street cred in Hollywood. The buck will stop at some singing and the Internet for Azalea. As far as rear ends go, we’ll pass on the tiny waist and super wide load. Now, Iggy isn’t necessarily forgettable, but we wish we could forget some of those wide-angled selfies of her rear end she floods the internet with. Give us some balance Iggy and we’ll flock right back to ya.

11. Mariah Carey

She started off as one of the most amazing voices we ever heard hit the airwaves. When Mariah Carey launched her career in 1990, she wowed everyone with her amazing vocal range. She was beautiful and petite and had the personality to go with it. Then came fame and fortune – lots of it. Mariah Carey got implants and suddenly went from a thin petite women to an hourglass figure beauty. But like with any hourglass, sometimes it could be too full. Mariah Carey started to pack on some extra pounds and carry that weight in an unflattering way. Her rear end finally surpassed her ego, and thus, she makes the list.

10. Kesha

Kesha is all over the news for all the wrong reasons these days. It wasn’t long ago that she was yelling “Timber” and bending over in front of Latin rap star Pitbull. But these days she is dealing more with personal issues surrounding drug and eating disorders as well as fighting her music producer. Kesha’s body is anything but a wonderland and she has lost some of her fitness edge while not performing. The unflattering take is just one reason to hope that she gets back to her old self and starts pumping out more hits. Her physique has definitely fallen like a tree.

9. Blac Chyna

Grossly overrated due to her large rear end and propensity for black rappers, Blac Chyna is really not all that. There’s not a lot to like when it comes to Blac Chyna as she seems to have sponged her way onto the internet and gain notoriety for sleeping with all the right men. In addition, she is clearly overweight while sporting a giant medically enhanced bootie. It’s all about gaining attention. We’re not big fans of Blac Chyna and we don’t think anyone else should be either. The word “overrated” cannot be uttered enough with this baby mama.

8. Tara Reid

Remember when Tara Reid was the next big up-and-coming actress? She had a sultry voice and beautiful blue eyes that pierced right through the big screen. She was the next “it” girl when it came to Hollywood. But a few bad movie choices and plastic surgery fails have left Tara Reid in oblivion. And that means taking a close look at her issues. The surgeries have taken a toll and have ravaged her reputation. Her dull acting has caught up with her and with her youth sapped, she just isn’t good enough at her craft to get by without better physical attributes. What’s worse, is that her backside just isn’t looking right. We definitely long for the Tara Reid of old but we are left dealing with the facade of today.

7. Serena Williams

Serena Williams likes to model. She goes out and enjoys life beyond the tennis court. And it is true she has a lot to be proud of in regard to her looks, her appearance, and her tennis game. However, Serena Williams isn’t exactly in the best shape all the time. She’s a little bit of a bigger woman and uses her power game to her advantage on the tennis court. But on the sandy beaches, her power sometimes showcases itself with unflattering views of her backside. Serena may be a winner on the court but off of it she isn’t all aces. The fact of the matter is, if she isn’t a tennis star, she would never walk a runway.

6. Janice Dickinson

Janice Dickinson is the self-professed first ever supermodel. She also was a solid looking woman back in the day. She makes the list because she constantly goes to beaches in two-piece bathing suits. It’s a little much for everyone to look at. Janice Dickinson should have more tact that hitting the sand with barely anything covering her rear end that is well into her 60s. But the fiery outspoken former model cares little what others think. She has always tried to use whatever celebrity she has to make headline grabs. This booty isn’t…

5. Nicki Minaj

Let’s talk a little Nicki Minaj. The outspoken, outrageous rapper enjoys big bold displays. Sometimes these displays don’t quite match up with the quality that she presents. Let’s take a look at her body type. Nicki Minaj boasts outfits that are geared toward shock value. It’s all good, and the world is pretty accepting of these crazy gigs. It gives her some extra attention so good for Nikki. However, at closer inspection, we could see that the quality does not match up with the hype. Much like her rapping, Nicki’s body is pretty much all talk and leaves a lot to be desired. She may have the goods up top, but she should check up with her fellow female R&B great and perfect rear end champ Rihanna on what it takes to maintain the goods down south. Rihanna is absolute perfection while Minaj’s rear end is calling for an SOS.

4. Katy Perry

Katy Perry may be California Dreaming a lot of the time but she definitely isn’t killing it off stage. Katy Perry is beautiful and busty and when you see her in magazine spreads she definitely pops. But outside the comforts of makeup and Photoshop, this songstress isn’t exactly matching up with the images presented of her. In particular, when we got her candidly from behind you can see quite a bit of extra luggage being carried around. Katy’s doing just fine as one of the top selling female artists of all time, but this is a list about booties and she needs to toughen hers up.

3. Kim Kardashian

Yes, Kim Kardashian is on the forgettable booty list. Some would say that this is a big mistake. Some might say there must be a typo. But no, we call them like we see them. And maybe back in the day, Kim Kardashian had an exceptional rear end. Maybe back in the day, she got the hype she deserved. But these days, she deserves no height and has earned her spot on this list. Her rear end is expanding with time, and in a situation where she already had a pretty big booty, it’s something you do not want to see in yoga pants. When you present yourself as eye candy online to continue to exploit your own faux celebrity, you will get called out if you are not what you appear. And when you see her photoshopped pictures and magazine snaps that do not match up with candid shots in public, we got to call you out.

2. Uma Thurman

The actress Quentin Tarantino has been obsessed with for most of his life, Uma Thurman has found success in a variety of feature films. She has been Quintin’s muse in his successful earlier work. She always had a kind of sexy raw appeal to the audience. She wasn’t overwhelmingly gorgeous and sports a more slender figure as opposed to an hourglass figure. However, when it comes to the booty, Uma is somewhat of an epic fail. We are hoping for much more from the Kill Bill star, but she comes up with a lot less. Maybe Blac Chyna could  loan her a little bit of booty.

1. Coco

There’s a cliche that goes: bigger is better. And in some cases this may be true. But all the plastic surgery in the world can’t hide “too big.” Married to Ice-T, and a serial adulteress, Coco has an impressive chest but her rear end is verging on its own ZIP code. Coco is a bit out of control and unfortunately lands on this list. We don’t want massive, Coco, we want shapely and fit. Big isn’t bad…but big and flabby is no bueno.